Monday, May 17, 2010

America's Next Top Model {or not}

When I first became a mother I dreamed of having these cute little subjects that I could dress up and take pictures of whenever I wanted to. In this little dream of mine these fictitious little children would wear whatever I wanted them to, stand wherever I wanted them to, and smile just how I wanted them to. Then God gave me REAL children that turn a photo shoot into a comedy show! Meet Peyton {30 months old} and Cohen {9 1/2 months old} The commentary will be coming from my wild, yet accurate, imagination!


"Wait are we starting right now?""How is this smile Mommy?"
"Wait I have an even cheesier smile!"
"OK I am over this, will this smile work for my bribery candy?""Oh goody this is the last picture before I get my candy!"
"What? You wanted to start before I finished eating?"
"Ha ha ha big brother fell off the fireplace and is crying, now THAT is funny Mommy"
"BREAK, I would like to chew on my arm for a little bit if you don't mind."
"Um, can we take another break? You are going to need to change my diaper in exactly 2 seconds!""She has food again! Smile, then attack, that puff is MINE!"
"Hey Mommy, do you want at least one of my better side?"


You know you have little boys when the ONLY things that brought smiles to EITHER of their faces were food, someone getting hurt, or a bodily function ... seriously people?! We did not really get any "successful" picture, but I did have fun with my silly little rug rats. This little experience made me realize that, as cute as my boys are, there will be no baby modeling in their futures!

5 comments:

Mann Family said...

Very cute! How many teeth does Cohen have? Noah still doesn't have any. Not surprise Luke didn't get teeth until a year. Get used to food, laughing at others injuries and bodily functions it only continues downhill the older they get. I can't constantly have to remind them when Mommy is around it ISN'T funny!:)

Jill said...

So cute! Love the photoshoot!

bandofbrothers said...

they are adorable! i think the lighting came out so pretty on these photos--cohen's eyes are so sparkly blue! and of course Peyton is always the exotic little model if you ask me!

Sara said...

Love the Cohen, "that puff is mine" smile!

I've given up completely on successful photo shoots.

Sunny said...

I think you got some rather cute pictures! Your little munchkins are so cute.